Scenario: EXO talking to the womb(requested by anonymous)
- Kris: when you're born, we're going to have so much fun messing with mommy
- Kai: If you're a girl, you're not dating till you're 30. Because I love you too much to see you get hurt
- Chanyeol: don't kick mommy so hard, or else you're going to be grounded little one
- Chen: Hey...how are you doing in there? Don't take too long, Daddy wants to see you soon
- Sehun: I hope you're a girl, so I can brush your hair and have tea parties...if you're a boy we're still going to do that
- Suho: *reading a story book* and the little piggy went all the way home~
- Luhan: When you come out, you're gonna get to see Mommy's pretty face and I hope you have your eyes really wide so you don't miss Daddy crying
- Lay: I hope you're having fun in there, so you will come out smiling, so we can smile with you
- D.O: Don't take too long but don't rush either, we're excited to meet you, but we won't rush you
- Baekhyun: you're going to get so many kisses when you're born!
- Xiumin: listen to mommy when you're born, she went through a lot to get you here
- Tao: Don't laugh at Daddy when he cries, he's just going to be really happy to see you. And remember, you'll always be beautiful to me
The Dove women look much better anyway…
i had to reblog this, wow. such a powerful message.
If you dont reblog this, I’m judging you. I dont csare if your blog is quality, grunge etc. It can actually help someone.
i fucking hate this
the dove bodys are perf omg <3
reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3
if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard
You only-you only live once-once
i think i’ve found the worst url
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.